Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State

Today morning a frend of mine bumped into me with a resume of a Batchmate of mine (a female) who got into one of the best companies in software design & in geeky lingo is part of YMG (naah..im nt talking of M & G,u r smart enough to guess it)

Now the things that shocked me were these.

First of all, me being an active student of my campus (Active in respect that i know What people r associated with what kinda clubs,fests etc etc & basically i know what shitheads do,what the geeks do & what do the other guys do), i just got shocked seeing a series of fake things in that CV of one female of my batch,who has got a VERY HIGH CGPA & is always in an around the profs in my dept.

In the extra curricular activities section, theres nothin but a series of lies, that anybody can testimony who would have known this person or has worked for the stuff this person has said that SHE DID.

The journals are not by her,since a publishing author requires to put names of students,she is dere.

The other thing that shocked me was that the points in the achievements & awards section???

Are they really worth mentioning,everybody who has come to BITS,If not all 9/10 guys down are here School toppers or school subject toppers, if ppl start mentioning all this the resume will never end, Will it???

U can write this also then,i got a choclate from my dad when i nursed my sick CAT, thats a fckin better achievment i guess.

Now why m i furious, I don't care what people like dis female do, but i am affcted by the flaw in the system.

People will come,write any fake thing on there resume,just becoz they have something known as a strong CGPA & nobody will question the credibility of the facts they have given.

It affcts me more, becoz the stuff that she fakes reduces or nullifies the effort of someone who put his heart or soul into that activity which according to her fake facts is done by her.

Moreover, i m affected by the fact, that just to secure a better future, they fake stuff without knowing the fact that any lie on ur credentials will affct you n only you in the future.
Mayb thats why pink slips are so common to freshies these days, who cheat in talent acquisition process & then fail to deliver.

Moreover, i m affected by the system that judges such fake & irrelevent points.

Moreover, this person has been caught CHEATING in the compree exam not once but twice, but just becoz this person has a gud reputation amidst profs becoz of her slogging power has got away there also whereas a frend of mine who is 100 times more talented than the above person was made to go though loads of shrugging & in the end gettin a 0 in the exam ( yeah..lab exam not compree) jus becoz they guy has a low GPA.

Thereby i pity on the system which identifies such fake identities as the REAL Jewels of the college's pride. I pity on a college,which will put these guys as dept toppers who in turn is reducing there credibility.

I can now say, i no more regret the fact that i m not a student with high GPA, becoz even after scoring so high within the system, i have to fake credentials, than it was never worth it !!!

Now heres the resume of the person,hope u"l know who she is (i"l jus put a few things to avoid myself from some small trouble) :

Objective

Acquire proficiency in the field of VLSI Design (ASIC/Board/FPGA) and emerge as a valuable member of your team by associating with novel professionals and utilizing my skills and achievements in the above field.

Date Of Birth 16^th January, 1987

University: Birla Institute of Technology and Science-Pilani Goa Campus

Discipline: B.E. (Hons.)Electrical & Electronics Engineering CGPA: 9.75

Academic record:

S.No.	Class / Degree	Board / University	% / CGPA
1	10th Standard	Indian Certificate of Secondary Education (ICSE)	88.4%
2	12th Standard	Indian School Certificate (ISC)	91.75%

Undergraduate Courses:

• Digital Signal Processing

• Circuits and Signals
• Analog and Digital VLSI Design
• Digital Electronics and Computer Organization
• Analog Electronics
• Electronic Devices and Integrated Circuits
• Microprocessor Programming and Interfacing
• Microelectronic Circuits
• Communication Systems
• Object Oriented Programming,
• Data Communication & Networks
• Electrical Sciences
• Electromechanical energy Conversion
• Electromagnetic Fields and Waves
• Effective Public Speaking

Projects Undertaken

1. Modeling and Design of Microcantilever Sensors. This project was aimed at providing the comparison of frequency response of different shaped microcantilever beams. Performance was based on the basis of both resonant frequency and geometrical parameters. Research and experiments carried out revealed that the overall cantilever design that produced optimum sensitivity was the rectangular shaped microcantilever.

2. Electrical Requirements of BITS Pilani-Goa Campus from 2004-2010.This mammoth project aims at forecasting the electricity requirements of BITS Pilani, Goa Campus in the near future. This shall be based on the consumption in the previous years and the present growing demands of the campus.

Technical Skills

Tools- Xilinx ISE, Orcad Capture, Orcad PSPICE, Microwind

Languages- C\C++, C#, Java, VERILOG, VHDL, HTML

Applications- Matlab, Autocad

Practice School-1 station

ANZ Operations & Technology, Bangalore.

Project

“ANZ Code Review Commenter”: Code review is a main activity during the development phase of the project. Technology Experience development team did the code review but it was not documented. As a member of the Enterprise Content Management Team I developed a tool in Visual Studio .NET to log all the code review comments. This mechanism captured all peer-peer review comments during the construction phase of the project.

Publications

1. Published research paper on “Modeling of Different Shaped Microcantilever for sensing applications” in the Journal “Nano Science & Nano Technology: An Indian Journal” (2008)

2. Research paper on “Modeling of Rectangular Microcantilever beams for Different Materials” in the Journal, Materials Science, Poland.

Academic Awards/Distinctions/Achievements

1. Ranked in top 4 in the EEE & I Group at BITS.

2. Recipient of BITS PILANI Merit Scholarship throughout the course of studies at

BITS- Goa.

3. School Topper at Higher Secondary level (2005).

4. Awarded ABC Memorial Trophy, Outgoing 12^th Topper in Chemistry (2005)

5. Awarded “Brain of Sacred Heart Convent School” (2003)

6. Awarded “Overall Academic Excellence Award” (2003).

7. Awarded Prem Mahalingam Memorial Shield, Outgoing 10^th Topper in Biology.

8. Secured 1^st position in ABACUS (2002)

Participation in extra-curricular activities (LOLEST!)

1. Chief Organizer, Zephyr-2007, the Annual Intra College Cultural Tech Fest, BITS Pilani-Goa Campus. (Cultural Tech Fest?? Really??)

2. Member, Organising Committe, Quark 2006, the Annual Tech Fest of BITS Pilani-Goa Campus. (LOL!)

3. Organiser, Diwali Celebrations, 2007

4. Member, Social Service Club, BITS Pilani-Goa Campus (WTF!)

5. Member, Literary & Debating Club, BITS Pilani-Goa Campus.

6. Participated in Tata Steel Adventure Foundation’s River Rafting and Rappelling

Program

7. Blue belt holder, Karate

8. Member, Duke of Edinburgh (?????)

9. Play shuttle badminton. (oh realy! ROFL)

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Due to something the post gt deleted,hence im postin the comments n views of other ppl here too :

1)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

waah bc 88% aaya 10th mein aur itne awards ... mera to 94 tha kuch nahi mila wtf ....


kitna jhut

2)Pranav has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

abe blue belt hai...sambhal ke...:P
baki to mast tha...roflest cv!!

3)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

Such people are a disgrace to the college... and clearly show their motto in life- "It is just about getting there, doesnt matter how". They forget one thing though..what goes around comes around...

4)Abhinav Raj has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

Best blog post ever read by me....Shubh u hv done a gr8 job....Seriously it hurts some1 like us who aftr working so hard have gained the ritght to write such description nd people widout doin nething write such fake things nd get thru...hope d YMG people read ur post nd grant a pink slip to such a person...i seriously wish....

5)

Abhinav Raj has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

1. Chief Organizer, Zephyr-2007, the Annual Intra College Cultural Tech Fest, BITS Pilani-Goa

3. Organiser, Diwali Celebrations, 2007 4. Member, Social Service Club, BITS Pilani-Goa Campus (WTF!)

LOLEST EVER...!!!! i must say

6)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

really sad state ..... bloody plagarisers ....... BURN IN HELL ....... chief organizer zephyr ..... pata bhi hai zephyr kya hota hai ........ Social service club yeh kab aaya .....?

7)bloke has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

meri behen hai... lol
bahut jhooth bolti hai

maaf kar de

:)

the cheating thing had really shokced me as well, but if it helps , it was APK's decision to let her go and not VKD's

8)Voodoo! has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

choos on fire...!


9)ohitdesa has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

-pray tell, do we even have a 'cultural-techfest'?
-was she even a part of the OrgCo in 2006? dont remember seeing her around at all!
-do we have a social service club in coll?
-trust me! i havent seen her debate at ALL!
-(i wouldnt have said this in public, but....) ya'll all know what 'member' means, rt? :-P

10)Tanaya Srivastava has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

omg... am seriously shocked after reading the "CV"... how can someone lie so blatantly??!! i, for one, can vouch for some of the points in the "CV" being totally untrue... also, having seen ppl like dis person, i know for sure that they can go to any lengths to get "marks"... irrespective of the actual understanding of the subject... whether it is copying each and every lab report, or faking results in d lab, or the ultimate - "cheating in comprees"...
its high time when BITS, d administration, d profs, and d others realized that "good CGPA" does not necessarily mean "good student".

11)BITSGian has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

aksh*ta,
In case you are reading this, be aware that we are not silent witness to
the unacceptable state of affairs that you have so stupidly exploited. Yes, its not clever, its stupid
because in the long run you will regret it.

You can fool some people all the time, or all people some of the time, but not fool all people all the time. Whether or not you have a conscience, You will see that someday you will burn in the same fire you have ingited in the heart and minds of many many bitsians
who have been disgraced by this (and many other) act of yours.

I'm sure what goes around comes around, and in due course of time you too will realize that, and I hope you suffer when you do realize, because
it would be too late for you to change over. But as a sincere bitsian, PLEASE DO NOT DISGRACE THE NAME OF BITS AND FELLOW BITSIANS IN WHATEVER YOU
DO IN FUTURE.

12)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

...gud work choos...
..but does c really require to fake tht much to get tht job as in c got selected bcoz c is a nonmale n yahoo ppl wants to maintain sex ratio....newys hu cares ...abt her...but the system of bits like tht ....now v r abt to ...leave tht HELL(BPGC)...so cheers for surviving in hell.
BOND (ur Ps1 sharer)

13)

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

hey come on, how can u fake they dont ask for certificates??kya??

14)Ravemzsdin has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

ya dey dont as of now

15)

soumyadeep has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

arre lite ley... in case u dint notice, wrong ppl have been gettin 2 gud places all d time in BPGC... ull get wht u deserve n one day, so will they...

bullshit mite take sum1 to d top, but it wont keep them thr...

and ppl for heavens' sake dont write comments as anonymous... who d fuck r u afraid of neway?

16)Ravemzsdin has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

Its nt abt me daa, I dnt care where will i go :) waise bhi as long as i get chips+cola, im happy :)

nd yaa no anony plz :)

17)saurabh sinha has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

sad state of things... :| blatant lies, false credentials... ridiculous...


18)hash has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

A sad day for bits...wtf i also din get awards for 92..:(..and i was also icse :X

19)

hash has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

I am as much of an organiser as she is..gm more actually..asst event manager quark 0.0 :P



20)kniOledge ( Oink ) has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

haha mast. Choos zindabad.

Hey, we'll do something . Let whoever this is get a job in some top company. Then wham ! send an anonymous mail next year saying : I know what you did last summer :P

21)ankit has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

dnt wry dude..if i get into d same company...i will torture her like hell and later make sure that she is thrwn out of the company :) heeheh

btw...how did u get a hand on this ? :)

22)Angad has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

LOL OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK


23)sumit agarwal has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

this girl is such a disgrace to BPGC... i never saw her in any extra curricular activities...and the awards section is simply..OMFG


24)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

no comments! :O


25)rDx has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

way to go choos.... \m/

26)tarun sharma has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

yoyoy oink in form..seriously guys itz jus her whose cv is out..jus think of so manny 9pointers whu r dere(barrin sm hopeflly)..wat da hell dey wld hav written jus to gt a job whch dey wld have got eventually..js goes onto show the aim of such ppl..get it at any cost..hope dere are limts ;)..wel to think abt it humne to col mein kuch kiya hi nahi padai in logo ne ki..events lik "zephyr cultural techfest(lolest ever)" in logo ne organise kare..no wonder bits goa is going great guns :P


27)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

Hats off to choos....
seriously good work

@desa: Ya we do have "Social Service Club, BITS Pilani-Goa Campus"
Don't u see their members @ monginis or nescafe... feeding DOGS :P

28)soumyadeep has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

why wait till next yr? send one during ps... i know what u did last semester :P


29)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

Hmm...lives in my corridor.. and I was among the first to read such blatant lies on paper. Good job choos!
I have no words to express what I want to do to her...really..mast!

30)Full Of Life has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

Hmmm...I was the first to read such blatant lies on paper. Lives in my corridor and must say it is a truly great feat to bring this out in the open.
Great job!!!
n yes no certificates are checked ...thats the saddest part.
People take so much undue advantage of their fake mugged cgpa's. Its sad.


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Hers her comment & see shes boasting that she DID IT & GOT THRU ...THUEST..
Akshita here ...
I reaallly must say u have made me famous...
but all those people who are givin me advice on ths blog..you had al the time in the world to write your responses..but did u try to verify how true this was b4 accusin me !!!
1.wid that objective in ur resume if any1 can get thru yahoo then seriously that person shud be the 8th wonder of this world...
2.dwnload clinston paul's resume frm dc n u wil see the same objective there ...lol..i seriously must say the person who has made ths up in my name has put in all the efforts...
3.There was a phrase "Fashion Parade" in Chief Organizer, Zephyr-2007, the Annual Intra College Cultural Tech Fest, BITS Pilani-Goa which has been deleted by the person concernd ...n i am not that big a fool to write "CULTURAL TECH FEST"...the person who has done ths i guess must have been in a BIGGG hurry ...

4.Busy people like you all might not have had the time to google n find out about duke of edinburgh..i wil giv u all the link :
http://www.dukeofed.org.au/
do chek it out n get the membership if u can ...they take u all to these awesome camps ..n even arrange for rapelling n stuff

I wil continue wid this later ...but thanks for being so genuinely concernd abt me ...wil never let u ppl dwn .. :)

31)me, as i am has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

sad state of affairs...

20 tales of Drunk Men

On the occassion of we drinking the maximum amount of beer at one go (dat too with half the valeno Gang), Yeah we drank 9 litres of Fosters,I"d like to share a few funny moments when people got drunk or some stuff associated with this godly habbiit of ours.

1)Coming back from Panjim, Nath singing 70s hindi songs all along the way,He must be Drunk !!!

2)Tripathi wearing a Jacket & a tie on coming back from farewell nite @ Bogmalo & Yeah he was'nt wearing any Shirt.
He must be feeling Hot.

3)Daddy searching for Hash in the lawn & Pazzy smoking it in his room alone thinking its Classic !!!

Why does it always happens wid Daddy???

4)Chimp puking in ananthasram & 10 girls seeing him, trying there level best to identify him as a BITSian.

Chics don't know Chimp is d only On Campus-DLPD Student.

5)Me going to her with Whisky bottle in my pocket :D

I was Drunk !!!

6)Jazzy & Nath both broke there legs trying to play football, okk They were drunk too otherwise They play good. LOL

7)Tripathi puking in my room & then sleeping & rolling over it till morning.

His First reaction : "Whhatt the phukkkk !!!! Bihaariiii taaalaa toddd "

8)Alex distributing Dunhill to kids as if it is Candy !!!

Alexs will be a good father after having a quarter of IB. LOL

9)Tripathi asking Monginis guy after a Valeno session : "Bhaiyaa, Pantyy hai kya??? " After getting no response "Accha 2 de do "

He was asking for patty but dunno why he said that??? LOL

10)Chandy peeing in front of prestigious Birla tower in Pilani :D

Proud to be a bitsian,His feeling that must be !!!

11)Champu telling about His Chachi !!!

Thats Champu when drunk for you.

12)Daddy having a Liver Problem !!!

We"l Miss Daddy in our future gatherings & his special poses for pics when hes Drunk.

13)Raghav questioning apoorv for half an hour, "Hum yaha ker kya rahey hain ??? "

I don't know the ans to that :D

14)Harsh not smiling even after drinking a good amount !!!

Mayb he wants more !!!

15 ) I Forgot our dear Nbabu, who tried beer for the first time with two chics :D

Thats a big thing !!! Starting the journey with two chics !!! Though he spilled beer on them as his hands was shaking as always.

Find solutions to the above problem of Nbabu, i don't like beer being wasted :D



16)-20)These times i was Drunk more than others so i don't remember them :D
But than who cares

There won't be any alone soul in the corridor, there will be Beer Always !!!

Abhinav Bindra India Wins Gold in 10m Air Rifle Sport

Here is a video that"l make every Indian proud !!!

Specially when you hear your national anthem at such an event & ur flag higher than others .

20 Funny Tales

We are a bunch of guys pursuing engineering & here are a few incidents which happened or were told to us by some of us only.

1)Snehanth (Fuck..Google gives an alternative to that name i.e Lanthanum) aka Mianard got drunk one day & started singing 70s songs & that too hindi. Than he told us about the famous tale of how he happened to be part of an incest incident...LOL.. Now thats why they say,don't drink extra tequila that too worth 250 bucks.

2)Snehanth got drunk & got caught on the gate,admins called his mom & his reply, "Mom,i saw pirates of Caribbean last night & they were drinking SOMETHING, so i thought i"l gv it a try, Mom its not my mistake,i was just imitating them"

One question for Nathyy:

Whoaaa....fucking how can you lie after drinking more than 2 quarters :)

3)Chimp once said, "When i was small my parents took me to a psychiatrist & i asked the psychiatrist "Yeh duniyaa kyaa hai aur hum yaha kya ker rahey hai??? "

Now thats wat chimp is all about,ain't he???

4)Nbabu playing warcraft NUDE !!!!

WTF...Does dat improve gameplay???

5)Punit trying to peep into chimp's room on his bday & then fell down laughing & running, "Never told..WTF was chimp doing??? "

6)Me intercepting a chic's chat saying "Hash is a sweet, long haired guy"

WTF....hes a chic??? Ask raghav man !!!

7)Appu faking he has a GF specially to fool me & making up the whole story.

Faaakk....Im so DUMB... Appu & Chics?? No NOOOOOOOOO... Naaahh he ain't gay..

8)Budhha : "Mujhey barfii dooo, main bhi khaaungaa" , Appuuu : "Yahin khaa le,uske liye le jaane nahin dengey"

9)"U know ___S is a celebrity"

LOLest Ever

10)Raghav fucking puked in my room on last day & then fell from the bed, while i was searching for him in the whole hostel,bastard was lying on my floor only.

11)Gogo: "Ajunta" Harsh : "Sahiii main...Sahii main.....ahhahahha "

12)Daddy : "I was making out with that chic & dat fucking dog bit me....."

13)Bihari : "Choos..ab hum barney banagey" Choos : "WTF..kuch bhii...Sutta de "

14)Daddy : "Search for my hash...faaakkk" Choos " Okkkkk I shaall search.....Ohhh taaalaaa mil gayaa.....taalaa mil gayaaa...fuckingg taalaa mil gayaaa "

15)Chandy peeing in front of "BITS,pilani tower" & KT Shouting "haraamkhorrr...chipppaaaa...KCH "

16)Akaaash shouting "Ganjeyyy MOR "

17)Sepultara : "GM " Helen of troy : "Good morning"

18)Bhasin looking in mirror : "You are looking AWSOME !!! "

19)Dhyaani : "Diary's Plezzzzz " Champu : "MC..tere baaap ki diary hai....." Akaash : "WTF "

20)Manish : "Diwaliii kuon nahi mana rahey" Mudit : "MC...diwalii ho gayii..tu so raha tha..."


Some of them i don't remember well, so might be different from actual, but still they are freaking awsumeeee

Dunno

I Dunno where it is moving,
I Dunno am i rising or sinking,
I Dunno its a breeze or a storm,
I Dunno its right or wrong
But Mayb i am not Alone !!!

For a very long time, i have been accessing other people accounts,some in college,some school mates,some of them whom i don't even know.
Today i was going through one such account & read a few conversations about how there lives are turning BIG,these guys are going to USA,start there lives & live there dreams.

Yeah !!! Dreams that word struck me & suddenly it came to me what am i doing???

Presently, i am just trying trying to find out what interests me, i have been successful in chalking out a couple of things but its still vague & the path is a difficult one.

These days, i see every guy/gal around me preparing for GRE/CAT. People want to go to USA,study hard & in the end earn pride && Loads of bucks,Marry a hot chic or in case of chics itself marry a guy with a hefty salary that too in USD :)

Or ppl want to be a MBA,get there degree from the prestigious B-Schools & then they do the same.

For the past few years,i have been listening to these things & have been asking myself, What do you want to do??? Actually,These days the question is "Wat the fuck do u want to do??? "

Everytime i asked myself GRE/CAT???,which is the usual two options after being an engineering graduate in India.
I always ended up with a "No",ppl are amused after seeing such a reaction but i have my own reasons.
I see people going for such courses just for the sake of pride & money.
Some people have interests but majority of them do not even know wat is there interest???

I was going through one such US MS/Phd aspirant account & found that he din even know which universities to go for which he has to choose after closing her GRE Score which was around some 1500,leave apart the course/interest he wants to pursue.

About such cases.i can see it was good that there parents have enough money to shell out to get there wards signed up for a degree in USA.

Nevertheless,my point is why should i do something which doesn't interest me,i defied my undergrad learning of electronics becoz it absolutely doesn't interest me & did whatever i wanted to do, be it leaning programming,hacking or writing a couple of shitty ebuks on my college girls.

Second thing about all this is the money race, everybody wants to be rich,nobody wants to do what they actually want to do???
Thats why India is so short of acclaimed artists,Indians are worldwide known for doing routine jobs & than China gives them competition there too.

My parents call me eccentric when i say, i want to do something that makes me happy rather than i get to dine in a five star hotel every weekend.

I hate being tied up to something & do it the regular way whereas i see everybody just doing it the other way round.

Today,
I want to shout & say, i fucking don't want to be MS or MBA just becoz everybody around me is doing that.

But i dunno,whether i am doing something wrong becoz its like i see myself sitting & exploring a few things while others are already in the race.

Mayb dwon the years people will call me a looser but i want to be a happy looser rather dan a sad,tired winner !!!

We all are like a dyslexic student, who are asked by everyone around us to be First in there class.

Life is a race but not if you don't want to come first !!!

Our First Comic-Strip

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Last Night, as usual we were having a funny discussion & somebody cameup with that lets put our wild thoughts to a comic.

So heres the first one,
Its called CRAG ~~ Choos,Raghav,Appu & Gogo

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Me & Bengaluruu

I was thinking to write something since many days but was'nt able to pen it down becoz of the hectic/monotonic/Fuck-Shit schedule of mine.

Today as my mentor has seen me sitting in the office & went by me without asking me to come & sit with him and code for the next few hours with him for an ongoing project.
I like that part but i dread too.
I like it becoz it ain't C, so im learning something new. I hate it becoz i have to sit in front of the machine & program it there, but the catch is that its a pain in the ass & that pain is real not literal.

If the mentor is not in the mood to work today, mayb i"l b able to complete this post which can turn out to be lengthy.

About Home:
We live in a Guest House...Yeah we enjoy all luxuries of a guest...LOL... Jus kidding..Sleeping is difficult..ain't it...
Courtesy Appu aka Apoorv we have found the best acco we could have found in this city.
Why is it the best???

Ohh We get Food & Andaaas...Three of us can smoke though after closing the door.
Its in NGV, koramangala. I dunno whether bangalore junta knows about this place or not but there are hot chics everywhere which has forced Appu to walk from Forum to our place i.e 2.5 kms, So that he can get a glimpse of 50 odd hotties on an average run of 2.5 kms.

If at all he turns lucky, though the probabilty of it is minimal, then ppl like Gogo aka Vivek might turn up walking a bit more too.

Raghav likes this place, becoz he gets to see MTV Splitsvilla on the TV & then cry "Saaaley kaise Ch***** hai , Hoorjan ko kaise nikaal saktey hai..."

Fucking....Im turnin gay...LOL...

Nevertheless, everybody likes this place..
Ohh about me, i like it becoz everybdy is together, so i don't feel like we are away from goa when we enter our room in which Appu is always crying "Kuch nahi hogaa humaara" or "Mera saccha pyaar mil gaya"

About office:
I like the way they work, they are a growing company so everybody does everybdys work, thers not such distinct chain of command that is followed here.
Ppl are really frendly out here & i can talk to my mentor after having a Cig.
Murthy, the only other guy in my PS as an intern is kinda funny & funny things keep happening to him. one such is that he Got his machine in front of his mentor, whos kinda strict, so he can't chat,finally after lot of trial & errors, he has got a place in the "Intern Zone" as i call it, where ppl come pretty early & leave late.Naaah..Not much work we do...LOL..

As per freedom is considered, i watched a movie online & a downloaded a couple of them, as far as murthy is concerned, he has downloaded some 10 gigs of Other LANGUAGE movies.

Yeah..but two days back, i got my location changed & put on wireless rather dan LAN Cable connectivity, so im not liking it, as i always like the hard way round.

My fav tp @ office is listening to music,reading stuff online, Google & Hacking, Yeah..i cracked a few accounts of some ppl of other nationality & can access there paypal & ebay accounts, but im not gonna misuse as she said "Ppl say don't date a Hackor, if he does something & get caught, they"l question his GF"
Lol@ above, but im not crossing the line neways.

About Traffic:
Fuck Shit. Thats the best i can describe it.
U can have sex with a chic while you are on a red light down here, they are fucking so long & irritating.
My fav tp@ Traffic is to talk to her

About Weather:
Its fucking cold, now even for me.As far as bangalore junta is feeling it, i saw a few guys with leather jackets...LOL

About Smoking:
One in the morning,one post lunch, one pre tea,one@NGV, two@room.
That rounds upto 1+1+1+1+2 == 6

About Drinking:
One thought "Goa is freaking awsome...Go Goa..", that describes it all i think.
Though, after listening to that tanker daddy (My neighbor) has some liver problems,im thinking to cut down this to Zero.
Bangalore for me till now has been just about Beer i guess on weekends as far as my drinking exp is concerned.

I think that sums it all for today..
Hope to write something soon after this.

Apoorv's Poetry @ PS2

Mazaak ban kar reh gayi hai ye internship aisi..Russel Peters ke live show jaisi..
Jinse khud ke pc se virus nahin nikale wo ab Antivirus banayenge..jinko thoda bahut computers ka pata hai wo baith kar machinein hilaayenge...
Mujh jaisa phoota naseeb to koi kabhi nahin paayega.

Ab ganje Search Engine banane lage to salla sar kaun khujaayega..
Jeewan mein dikhi thi aasha ki jo kiran thodi..Wo to salli married nikali maa ki lodi..
To iss sab ka ek hi nishkarsh nikalta hai..jise jo chahiye use wo kabhi nahin milta hai...
Aur iss mismatch ke game mein to main naa chaah kar bhi awwal aoonga...

agar nakamiyabiyon ke paise milne lage phir to chand par bhi ja paoonga..

This poem's IP Is secured by apoorv anand vajpayee, an intern at oracle & a sad BITSian

Being an Electronics Engineer

Yeah... Sounds cool but its fuckin difficult & even more for a guy like me who doesnt share d same passion fr circuits as i have for software designs..
But luckily (Yeah...) i found something for myself in this dangerous world of electronics where i can use my favorite part of electronics to do something useful..
Yeah there's onle one part of electronics i like and that is to create system designs which we were taught in Digital electronics & Computer organisation, one of the few subjects which i liked n scored gud too...

So i m given to work on Labview graphical programming & since most of my work would be in event driven programming , im these days learning and kinda bugged by state machine architecture.
Those of you who don't understand state machines, plz google it out or ask amalin to teach u, (Amalin == God)

Till now it seems kinda easy but den when i strted gettin into it, its kinda gettin complicated.
Right now i m stuck at a place where multiple case structures are use concurrently to attain parralelism in the code.

This thing gets a bit more compliacted than coding becoz in coding as in u code an application/UI/Framework, the C/I have done the small bits of work for you to a gud extent.

For example, writing a program to light an LED with some delay include boggling of mind too in this case.

I"l show you some of the cluttered screenshots while i was wrking on this studio :

This is my work on analyzing signals & filtering the noise out of it (Whiote noise type):

This my work on creating a coke vending interface wherein u put coins & it gvs a can out, this involves state machines :

So this was my one week journey with labview, have to go on with it for a few days more & then lets see they don't dump me into PLC.

Cyaa.. Enjoyy.. nd have a fucking bad time at ur ps stations...LOL