Sunday, December 20, 2009

Missing Something

How many times in a day you feel the above, today as i am sitting alone, this thought comes up in my mind every now & then. This one thought hits everybody & hits u hard when you are the most busy in life.

For months, i have been on a ride, a ride of experiences, learning,fast paced life where you want to keep everybody happy.But i have not been at my best at many situations & have been absurd,pathetic & have acted low. But all this time, i din realize, i was missing on anything, i was jus moving in one direction which i thought was right & ignoring everything i kept on moving.

Slowly, i was turning into a loner which something, i was never. I dunno whether i was liking it or not or i am gonna continue with it. Today i miss spending some more quality time with her, today i miss having some fun with frendz rather than just opening facebook & getting to know whats happening.

Now She's gone & i feel , it would have been much better if i would have fought less over where to eat, to go shopping or not, to walk or to talk. Today i miss everything & i got to know, i liked even waiting outside the trial room & having endless paani poori everytime. I liked the fights over "Pink" colour & length of my hair.
I miss watching a movie 2-3 times with her, entering the theatre late & then sleeping in between. I miss waiting for her to go through dozens of clothes & picking another dozen to come to a conclusion to pick one. I miss our shoplifting experience. I miss the late night auto rides,going back home...

I miss waiting outside her place (something i have fought the most about it bringing her to tears). I miss my experience with Sambhar rice & other stuff including eating with hand.

I miss the walks, I miss begging her to let me smoke one & jus one cigarette.I miss she shrugging for paying the auto driver more & her lectures on saving money :)

I miss her annoying talks on how she messed up her exam & i reading her out the discussion on forums, how she has not messed up.

I miss paying for her shopping bills, which exceed my budget & then she returning them back to get something for me.

But the most i miss is being with her, just sitting and talking endlessly & she listening as she is most bothered.

But something i missed on the way was saying "Sorry" & "Thankyou" more times than i said.
I missed on giving her flowers, though she said 100 times indirectly to me. I missed on being more understanding, when she was going through some bad times.I missed on saying, "For me too", when she said, "These were the best 6 months ever".
I hope we get another chance to live the above moments & I'l try to make it up in the best possible way.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

When you miss Frendz

This post is not Sentii, So plz dont take it that way & its not gay. LOL
This post is dedicated to all the great human beings with whom i cherish my frendship.

This is about remembering some good old times when u sat with frends, talked bullshit & gained wisdom out of it. I miss those times today, in contrast to these days,where my day starts with sitting in front of my 127.0.0.1 & ends up there with a can or two in my hand.
But you miss all that freaking out, pulling legs session, talking about things like "After-Life" or weird ones like,appu's fav "Kiski biwi uska kya haal karegi" , with the most hilarious predictions.

I miss the times, when ppl use to come to my room to have a smoke or when i used to go to Bihari's or Gogo's Room when short on them(Cigs). I miss that one last cig which we used to share,everybody trying to drag the most out of it.,a whole pack today won't suffice today as the former was fun.

I miss the chaotic game plans made by chimp & arpat to win there dota games against raju & party. I miss stealing out Chimp's Pinnis when hes fckin busy playin DOTA.

I miss the plans we used to make, like "Who will keep which pet when hel be a billionaire" & what not.

I miss me n raghav pulling hash's leg over everything, right from his Beard to long hair.
I miss Drunk Bhai.
I miss Nath, scratchin his head on the morning of any exam, confused as to where to start or whether to start or not.

I miss Harsh for all those Navy Cuts & all the good times at velinos.
I miss commenting on Jazzy's Baby Legs.

Nagraj !!! U jus cant forget the name, leave apart the personality.

I miss Nbabu, for his Kaju Barfi & his practical but honest comments.

I miss the Gogo,walking up n down the corridor on the day of Maths Tests.

I miss Bihari for his sentiap on fckin everything.

I miss Chandy for his Chandyaap.

I miss Buddha, playin with sm instrument which falls under electronics & not allowing me n raghav to bother him at that time.


You can't Miss Appu, hes always around pulling your leg, hes like the glue which makes us all stick together in all good n bad times.

Above all, i miss all the good times we all lived in that corridor. All that, jus keeps coming back & will always n puts a smile on my face.

So heres a toast of new KF Blue to all those mentioned above !!!

Cheers !!!
Choos

Monday, March 16, 2009

The right thing

Today i experienced something that shook me for the rest of my life.Dunno it"l keep me affecting till when but i faced the reality of life.

Yeah the bitter truth that we see each day surpass us each day n each second but we jus believe that its nt real, its jus sum thing that we feel but is nt real.
I meet people, meet different personalities, i am 21 years of age and according to me i am old enough to see things which are transparent and which of them are just translucent.

In all these years, i was trying hard to get education, trying to be at the top of the class in terms of grades or skills if nt grades, falling distant apart from the bitter reality of this existent world.
Bt today when i gt into the slums of my country or slums of dis world, i face similar situations which i have read in my books, which i thought just of as hypothetical in my fantasy world or u might have spoken of them in your presentations in your social responsibility lectures.

Bt the harsh reality is nothing has changed much in developing countries like us, the rich has become more rich, the poor has become more poor and the middle class has improved itself in putting more effort than earlier, so basically nothing has changed..

The change has come, but wat if these changes just affect a portion of our population just those who understand dese changes & those who were wealthy enough to create them in the first place.What abt ppl who don't even know that dese changes tuk place in real. For them its still that tough fight for survival & nothing more.They are still fighting those evils created by the custodians of society who had access to more power & wealth.

21 years back, Slums were still slums 21 yrs from now slums will still be slum, then wat are ppl like us doing, what is the importance of education.
If education satisfies that my country can be 3rd in the race for no. of lunar missions than no. of slums and no. of female babies being killed annual, wat will we prefer.

Education to me after today has lost its colour and the integrity it offered.
Today i met a guy, who earns a little amount of money to feed his family in a petty bar, wherein i went to satisfy me quench for the frustration against this world. Luckily, he was doing the same.

He told me, he loved his kids and his wife, but he can't earn that much to educate his kids. He loved his wife but he had to make her wife undergo a surgery to control the number of kids who were spaced just 6 months & even less den dat. He wants to educate his kids and be like us but then education in itself today is a business and he can't satisfy the requirements of that business.
So maybe, his kids won't end up like us who will get access to education/quality education that your or my kids will get access to but than who do we blame dis for???

Education is a monopoly, knowledge was d term it was called before this, but then economics, a study of money and business came in the picture and destroyed everything.

Today we blame, illiteracy for a lot of deeds in the world, at times we blame countries, at times we blame particular societies for it. Terrorism, the biggest black spot on the collar of the world community is lack of education.

But then, ain't we, who have access to this kind of knowledge has made difficult for other people to gain access to our knowledge bank. We have split ourselves into communal profited organizations who impart knowledge/ethics based on monetary benefits.

The one whos taught by the registered church is a follower of a particular religion making ppl believe in certain ethics, but then whos a terrorist, hes just a follower of a certain rules of ethics taught to him by some teacher.
Being Ethical & unethical is just a belief of on wat side of the situation you are,
But if we wudnt have created distinction amidst ppl who impart and who gain education, the world would have been a better place i guess.

We concentrate on living in a world which is better for us & not for all, we all are just selfish as anybody.
The present religion taught us, present education has emphasis on it, but if we ever want a change, we need to understand, Thers only one thing which existed from Day1 & till the end is humanity because we were

Born Alone, To live Alone but in coherence to the fact that we"l keep people around us to live too.
Because survival for many years is considered to be a selfish thing.

We need to diminish, i am from this country, this society, this class of ppl, this race.

Its time to believe in the fact we are humans & what we do is to help each other & not to help our country,our religion,our race etc.

So believe in urself & the people around you & help them to get them on the right path.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Random Thoughts


There are many times i have jus written utterly wild thoughts some of which don't even connect back to give them a meaning,to be true since many days i have blogged only when i felt like lets throw some shit out & feel a bit better.Hence,all the crappy posts with not much meaning attached to them.

Today i felt like writting something not out of vain,not out of joy but something else which i can't define,some might call it satisfaction,some might call it joy,some happyness but for me its a state of _________ , i don't know wat it is but i feel like im not the guy i used to be,things have changed & they changed for the good perhaps.

My anger has gone down from what it used to be,patience which was one trait was nowhere found in me is slowly developing.The carefree atitude is still there but with certain suttleness.
I have started enjoying the small small things in life rather than running & crying for the BIG things.I have even found joy in electronics,something which i din use to like. since it has more hardwork. & Can say now after seeing both sides,This side has got much tougher terrain.

I am not a workaholic anymore,i think of other things too,care for her too.Some new dimensions have arrived in my world & its adjusting itself without any pain/regression.

I have left words like "I" & started using words like "We".I fight less with people.I end debates or casually smile or walk away from the debate rather than fighting on & on knowing that i am wrong jus becoz i am adamant.
I smile more than i used to though i crack less jokes on others becoz thats something i used to do so that i can think i am not the only one whos a joke in this world.
Monetary things never intrested me & they don't still.I am less afraid of failure,to be true in a way i am not seeing something as a failure,it mite be just another way of reaching success.

Success, this word has completely changed its meaning for me becoz success is not dependent on ONE single thing now,it has its own attributes & each one of it gives equal satisfaction.

Its like i am becoming more of a person,i always saw in others.
It makes me feel i am loosing my identity, but than theres a satisfying possibility of rediscovering yourself for the good of you & others around you.

I have never been so alone & i have never been supported so much.Its a mix of both.
She has been there everytime to listen to watever i have to say & then not telling me to compete with the world if i have failed.
With her,i feel i don't have to fight anymore to prove myself becoz she dsnt want me to prove anything.It feels good to know somebody,who does'nt ask for something before giving.

People fight,we fight too, perhaps more than the normal mark,but than both of us know they are out of our differences in personality & not out of anything else.

Mayb all the above is finding solace,if it is than i can say its after a very long dull grey period & the credit goes to her.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Freedom to Get High





Now this blog post is dedicated to our dear health minister of the country who has been praised for putting ban on "Smoking" nationwide & thus affecting the lives of hundreds of smokers, who choose to smoke by there own will & not by seeing some hollywood actor on the screen puffing.

Now i want to ask a few questions, i think everybody wants to ask them as long a person is a genuine smoker & is a genuine human being.

1)Major reason behind d ban is told to be passive smoking???

According to ramadoss,he dsnt care abt smokers, all who cares abt is the general junta who dsnt smoke but passivly inhales the smoke due to a nearby smoker.
He doesnt want to improve the life of a smoker by maintaining standards of rehabs or increasing the numbers of rehab or teaching the young generation what is good & what is bad.

Going more deep into the matter.A Large number og ppl die out of smoking.But when u"l see the stats closely, u"l get to know that this ban aint gonna chnge things much rather dan being a propoganda.
Half of the ppl who die in the nation are illiterate & who smoke BIDI, who dsnt go to Pubs,Cafes etc to smoke,who smoke inside factories,jhopadis & at tea stalls.
Your ban Cant stop these ppl from dieing,bcz they ain't literate enough to know the harmful things that can happen to dem while smoking.
Ur ban dsnt put chain smokers in rehab by doing a profile check,bcz u dnt hv enough rahab centres in the nation.
In my 21 yrs of life i have never seen a rehab centre in my city,i dunno whether it exists or not.
It exists but then its nt poularised bcz than u"l need resources to maintain standards,so this work is left on NGOs rather dan govt doing such things itself.

Now according to the health minister, above points are worthless bcz he is NOT AT ALL concerned abt health of a smoker hes rather more concerned abt d one in the passive mode.

Now lets ask him another question???

How many ppl in our country die outof lung diseases bcz of SPMs in air i.e particulate matter or in short POLLUTION.
I think nobody can accept that more ppl die out of passive smoking or there health gets affected more by a an active smoker standing nearby or an auto moving in the city putting out black fumes out.

How many cities have implemented CNG???

A Handful,bcz we are not concerned of the ppl dieing, we are concerned abt vote bank/media & hype as long as we r a minister.
Our health minister says, "UK implemented the ban jus like ours & half the ppl quit smoking"

Now UK is completely different, they have high literacy rate & ppl dont smoke BIDIS in chimney factories.
& moreover they implemented anti pollution laws first before anto smoking laws.
I live in bangalore, a metro of my country & i m a smoker, i can say, i spend 2 hrs of my day on the road & i m a smoker too & i can say, my health is equally affected by my smoking habbit as well as me on a polluted road for 2 hrs.
A percent of our population smokes, but our whole population is on the road.
We will have anti smoking bans but we wont ask ppl to start using public transport to reduce pollution that jus dsnt affect us now but our whole generation & even the next generation.

I m nowhere in favour of smoking,though i m a smoker but than we have to give rights to ppl to choose what they want to do.Ppl in USA Are becoming obese but that dsnt mean u"l ban French fries.
And moreover if u r concernerd abt a non smoker than please for heaven's sake shut those black fuming vehicles.

Moreover, if you go deep into the ban, it becomes even more baseless.

"You are not allowed to smoke at public places but you are allowed on the road & parks"
Now i think our health minister forgot his primary education as to which are public places & which are semi pvt.
Nobody was allowed to smoke in malls,theatres anyways, nobody was saying against it or anything.
But not allowing ppl to smoke in pubs,bars etc where of done a routine check,9/10 ppl would be smokers.
I think that 1 guy whos a non smoker should be allowed at that place, but than thats not right too bcz everybody has RIGHTS.
So now you don't allow ppl to smoke in pubs & bars, but you allow them on the road.
So now smokers are on the road & parks & affecting ppl more than before.

A Perfect example would be an IT Company with some 25k employees, just see what happens outside the premesis at lunch time, i hope i can take a pic of that one day and show to Ramadoss.

So basically, the ban is on non justified reasons & is done to create a hype, our ministers have to ACT, bcz they are there to ACT, but the basis of the ACT as always will be unjustified.

Now hes coming up with another ban.

"Ban on liquor in public places like pubs,bars etc"

Now somebody tell him pubs & bars were created for ppl to consume liquor, they were not created so that ppl can come and have a snack after there morning jog.

Now he adds, " More ppl die out of passive drinking than passive smoking"
Now another theoritical concept of "passive drinking"

According to this concept, "An human being drives into the state of actions after noticing the environment around him & which alters his decision making process"

In other words, if i see a guy drinking, i"l get motivated to drink alcohol & loose my decision taking ability bcz i saw another person drinking or i saw an advertisement of it.

Now how in the world can somebody accept such non sense.
If we start considering these theoritical concepts than i think we"l come up with new definitions like "Passive Sex/Rape"
Wherein i"l get motivated to rape a girl,bcz shes wearing a mini skirt.
So lets ban mini skirts in public places like restaurants,cafes etc.

Our health minister has either lost hope in the brains of a human being living in this country (mayb he thinks everybody is like him)

More over when somebody popped the question "Why no drinking at pubs??? "
Isn't that seem a bit odd.

He said " wat do u expect fro me to ban drinking in temples,hospitals etc wherein ppl dnt drink neways"
Thats one lol comment u"l ever see.
Moreover our health minister dsnt go by stats which are produced after state wide bans of liquor in gujrat.

Stats show after ban "Gujrat is top on the list of states consuming alcohol products & tops the list in terms of spirited alchol which kills ppl "


Now if our health minister wants illicit alcohol players to enter the market & ppl start dieing more often than i think such a ban will be a great thing n we"l be luking frwrd to it.

Moreover i think he has lost his medical degree somewhere down the line.
"According to studies, moderate drinking is good for health"

According to his new mission "People won't be allowed to get high anymore"

Reasons, nobody knows , if this ban comes i think. it"l be more unjust than the former ban.

So lets assume next step by our govt will be:

"Dont inhale more air, ur taking oxygen from the ppl nearby, its bad for ther health or fines for farting at public places"

And mayb in future, "No mini skirts, no ads with a cleavage of a female etc etc "

Bcz according to theory, we mite develop instinct to rape a gal which we see the next time.

I think ramadoss, should show some faith in the mental abilities of the citizens of this country rather than using his theories on ppl.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Money,Sex,Food


I don't know how many of you reading this will agree,but according to me the only three evils of any society in the universe are Money,Sex & Food.
They affect our lives to such an extent that we Live only for them & end up dieing for them too.

Whenever i walk on the road,sniff the polluted air,hear that Buzz of vehicles & experience the surroundings.Something i used to do since i was a kid was to stand & jus observe flocks of ppl & wat they are doing & at times used to share a smile or a childish laugh with myself seeing there activities.
But now when i stand & see the crowd,i jus see a RACE,where humans are being converted into Horses or donkeys or watever that runs fastest and comes Cheap (Yeah..Cheap..This is a cheap race of Life) Winner is not the one who moves the fastest but the one who is consistent enough to do it EACH DAY becoz the Race is for each day & if u r participating,u can't be away from it for a single day,yeah but since the RACE is so hectic u can quench ur thirst with a gulp of entertainment provided by media or by using your resources for some luxurious drive aways.

Now the question is why all of dis started & When....

I think nobody has an answer to When,some say ppl went mad after industrial revolution & trade being promoted in various countries of GondavLand.
But i"l give my perspective on Why rather than When....

The answer to why is within these three evils.
Money,Sex & Food.

Our First evil is Money,
Humans kill humans to get these green labeled papers,cheating,fraud,schames & endless race of this utter chaotic world to increase the no. of 0s in ur bank balance.
I remember one quote,
The number of 0s increaes in ur bank balance,that Zeroes ur life by the same extent.
Money,Money.Money...Everybody is crying....Everybody wanna be BIG,have a GREAT Life & for that u need money. I think thats the worst concept. Initialyy in old times,Kings thought the same & wat happened to them is just a history in modern times.
But the difference now is that everybody is thinking like a KING in terms of how to enrich there lives & that is jus by money.
Hope future will jus take us & our such enriching thoughts as mere history pages & future generations will be much more artistic than just being labourous.
Today we r LABOURS with the atitude of a king.

Second Evil is SEX.
Its another kind of hunger other than having food that revives the animal inside.
Basically everything that u do is to have sex with another mate.According to me,money is a lesser evil than SEX becoz our animal instincts are still stronger than our ethics.

Mayb if u r reading this,this might be a part of the long tale leading u to a sex partner.
Ppl wear clothes,speak languages,come up with inventions etc ,jus to get laid somewhere else or the other.
A Right hand is indeed the greatest Gift.
The very much existence & evolution of socities leads to this evil,this is one evil that made humans to create hiarchies,designations,classes,regions,religion & wat not.
Religion was created to bound sex in a comminty.
Regions were created to bound the outreach of sex.
Classes,designations & Money created to define the BEST SEX Partner for a mate.
(Obviously i m not considering this holds true everytime,but who created all these was certainly SURE on wat hes trying to do.)
Everybody wanted POWER to SHOW Power & by showing power,u will get the best partner.
Deep down its jus the animal instinct governing.
Ppl working in NGOs,social welfare,even charity is a part of all this.

Third evil is food.
Ppl won't belv it,but the world would have been very different if we would have to eat Less or nothing at all.If everybody eats sun rays than we would have covered the whole sky & ppl would have lended air space for that too.
So its a different kind of evil,Its not a human created evil, its natural & thereby we never give importance to it too....

So thats how these three evils will continue to exist in present & mayb future socities.
But i hope some 10000 years from now the RACE started by these three evils will come to an end & souls will than only die in peace on this planet.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

20 Myth Tales


Our college is one place connected through a local network,so whenever theres a news,ppl get to know it,but still there are myths about some of the stuff,Lets explore somethings which are n will always be a myth,if ppl will come out n accept they have done something,than mayb it will not be a myth (mayb) :

1)Do girls download P**n on a regular basis from DC,If they do,do they keep on comps???

2)Why do vella gang girls dnt get commited,roaming away with guys,being cheeky etc et,are some of em Lesbians???

3)Do AVK has a kid???

4)Murli is a drunkard???

5)Two chemical profs love each other??? (No Names :D)

6)Who was caught by ARC Head's wife & wat exactly were they doing,that made her fire a gud no. of letters to guys n chics parents.

7)Was there somebody caught naked in the main building??? & who mailed "i have fucked **** n many more girls to everybody"

8)Why Ghosh likes kerala girls???

9)No. of gays n lesbians on campus??? Do dey exist???

10)Does ah3-342 pees in his room???

11)Did a ground floor guitarist from AH4, once had a chic in his room allnight???

12)Who all have done it???

13)Is our present hostel assistant gay???

14)Which girl ran away with a goan in her first sem???

15)Why is achilles so Ch***** ???

16)Did one of my corri mates,cut his wrist for a girl???

17)Did our hostel ground floor mate,proposed to a Dha???

18)Was one of our hostel guy nailed a campus chic in iron maiden concert???

19)Who got pregnant in PS1???

20)LOL,Who started dis??? LOL

PS:
If you know stuff,feel free to share :D

Enjoyyyyyyyyyyy

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State


Today morning a frend of mine bumped into me with a resume of a Batchmate of mine (a female) who got into one of the best companies in software design & in geeky lingo is part of YMG (naah..im nt talking of M & G,u r smart enough to guess it)

Now the things that shocked me were these.

First of all, me being an active student of my campus (Active in respect that i know What people r associated with what kinda clubs,fests etc etc & basically i know what shitheads do,what the geeks do & what do the other guys do), i just got shocked seeing a series of fake things in that CV of one female of my batch,who has got a VERY HIGH CGPA & is always in an around the profs in my dept.

In the extra curricular activities section, theres nothin but a series of lies, that anybody can testimony who would have known this person or has worked for the stuff this person has said that SHE DID.

The journals are not by her,since a publishing author requires to put names of students,she is dere.

The other thing that shocked me was that the points in the achievements & awards section???

Are they really worth mentioning,everybody who has come to BITS,If not all 9/10 guys down are here School toppers or school subject toppers, if ppl start mentioning all this the resume will never end, Will it???

U can write this also then,i got a choclate from my dad when i nursed my sick CAT, thats a fckin better achievment i guess.

Now why m i furious, I don't care what people like dis female do, but i am affcted by the flaw in the system.

People will come,write any fake thing on there resume,just becoz they have something known as a strong CGPA & nobody will question the credibility of the facts they have given.

It affcts me more, becoz the stuff that she fakes reduces or nullifies the effort of someone who put his heart or soul into that activity which according to her fake facts is done by her.

Moreover, i m affected by the fact, that just to secure a better future, they fake stuff without knowing the fact that any lie on ur credentials will affct you n only you in the future.
Mayb thats why pink slips are so common to freshies these days, who cheat in talent acquisition process & then fail to deliver.

Moreover, i m affected by the system that judges such fake & irrelevent points.

Moreover, this person has been caught CHEATING in the compree exam not once but twice, but just becoz this person has a gud reputation amidst profs becoz of her slogging power has got away there also whereas a frend of mine who is 100 times more talented than the above person was made to go though loads of shrugging & in the end gettin a 0 in the exam ( yeah..lab exam not compree) jus becoz they guy has a low GPA.

Thereby i pity on the system which identifies such fake identities as the REAL Jewels of the college's pride. I pity on a college,which will put these guys as dept toppers who in turn is reducing there credibility.

I can now say, i no more regret the fact that i m not a student with high GPA, becoz even after scoring so high within the system, i have to fake credentials, than it was never worth it !!!

Now heres the resume of the person,hope u"l know who she is (i"l jus put a few things to avoid myself from some small trouble) :

Objective

Acquire proficiency in the field of VLSI Design (ASIC/Board/FPGA) and emerge as a valuable member of your team by associating with novel professionals and utilizing my skills and achievements in the above field.

Date Of Birth 16th January, 1987

University: Birla Institute of Technology and Science-Pilani Goa Campus

Discipline: B.E. (Hons.)Electrical & Electronics Engineering CGPA: 9.75

Academic record:

    S.No. Class / Degree Board / University % / CGPA
    1 10th Standard Indian Certificate of Secondary Education (ICSE) 88.4%
    2 12th Standard Indian School Certificate (ISC) 91.75%


Undergraduate Courses:

  • Digital Signal Processing
  • Circuits and Signals
  • Analog and Digital VLSI Design
  • Digital Electronics and Computer Organization
  • Analog Electronics
  • Electronic Devices and Integrated Circuits
  • Microprocessor Programming and Interfacing
  • Microelectronic Circuits
  • Communication Systems
  • Object Oriented Programming,
  • Data Communication & Networks
  • Electrical Sciences
  • Electromechanical energy Conversion
  • Electromagnetic Fields and Waves
  • Effective Public Speaking






Projects Undertaken

1. Modeling and Design of Microcantilever Sensors. This project was aimed at providing the comparison of frequency response of different shaped microcantilever beams. Performance was based on the basis of both resonant frequency and geometrical parameters. Research and experiments carried out revealed that the overall cantilever design that produced optimum sensitivity was the rectangular shaped microcantilever.

2. Electrical Requirements of BITS Pilani-Goa Campus from 2004-2010.This mammoth project aims at forecasting the electricity requirements of BITS Pilani, Goa Campus in the near future. This shall be based on the consumption in the previous years and the present growing demands of the campus.

Technical Skills

Tools- Xilinx ISE, Orcad Capture, Orcad PSPICE, Microwind

Languages- C\C++, C#, Java, VERILOG, VHDL, HTML

Applications- Matlab, Autocad

Practice School-1 station

ANZ Operations & Technology, Bangalore.

Project

“ANZ Code Review Commenter”: Code review is a main activity during the development phase of the project. Technology Experience development team did the code review but it was not documented. As a member of the Enterprise Content Management Team I developed a tool in Visual Studio .NET to log all the code review comments. This mechanism captured all peer-peer review comments during the construction phase of the project.

Publications

1. Published research paper on “Modeling of Different Shaped Microcantilever for sensing applications” in the Journal “Nano Science & Nano Technology: An Indian Journal” (2008)

2. Research paper on “Modeling of Rectangular Microcantilever beams for Different Materials” in the Journal, Materials Science, Poland.

Academic Awards/Distinctions/Achievements

1. Ranked in top 4 in the EEE & I Group at BITS.

2. Recipient of BITS PILANI Merit Scholarship throughout the course of studies at

BITS- Goa.

3. School Topper at Higher Secondary level (2005).

4. Awarded ABC Memorial Trophy, Outgoing 12th Topper in Chemistry (2005)

5. Awarded “Brain of Sacred Heart Convent School” (2003)

6. Awarded “Overall Academic Excellence Award” (2003).

7. Awarded Prem Mahalingam Memorial Shield, Outgoing 10th Topper in Biology.

8. Secured 1st position in ABACUS (2002)





Participation in extra-curricular activities (LOLEST!)

1. Chief Organizer, Zephyr-2007, the Annual Intra College Cultural Tech Fest, BITS Pilani-Goa Campus. (Cultural Tech Fest?? Really??)

2. Member, Organising Committe, Quark 2006, the Annual Tech Fest of BITS Pilani-Goa Campus. (LOL!)

3. Organiser, Diwali Celebrations, 2007

4. Member, Social Service Club, BITS Pilani-Goa Campus (WTF!)

5. Member, Literary & Debating Club, BITS Pilani-Goa Campus.

6. Participated in Tata Steel Adventure Foundation’s River Rafting and Rappelling

Program

7. Blue belt holder, Karate

8. Member, Duke of Edinburgh (?????)

9. Play shuttle badminton. (oh realy! ROFL)

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Due to something the post gt deleted,hence im postin the comments n views of other ppl here too :

1)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

waah bc 88% aaya 10th mein aur itne awards ... mera to 94 tha kuch nahi mila wtf ....


kitna jhut

2)Pranav has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

abe blue belt hai...sambhal ke...:P
baki to mast tha...roflest cv!!

3)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

Such people are a disgrace to the college... and clearly show their motto in life- "It is just about getting there, doesnt matter how". They forget one thing though..what goes around comes around...

4)Abhinav Raj has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

Best blog post ever read by me....Shubh u hv done a gr8 job....Seriously it hurts some1 like us who aftr working so hard have gained the ritght to write such description nd people widout doin nething write such fake things nd get thru...hope d YMG people read ur post nd grant a pink slip to such a person...i seriously wish....

5)
Abhinav Raj has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

1. Chief Organizer, Zephyr-2007, the Annual Intra College Cultural Tech Fest, BITS Pilani-Goa

3. Organiser, Diwali Celebrations, 2007 4. Member, Social Service Club, BITS Pilani-Goa Campus (WTF!)

LOLEST EVER...!!!! i must say

6)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

really sad state ..... bloody plagarisers ....... BURN IN HELL ....... chief organizer zephyr ..... pata bhi hai zephyr kya hota hai ........ Social service club yeh kab aaya .....?

7)bloke has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

meri behen hai... lol
bahut jhooth bolti hai

maaf kar de

:)

the cheating thing had really shokced me as well, but if it helps , it was APK's decision to let her go and not VKD's

8)Voodoo! has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

choos on fire...!


9)ohitdesa has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

-pray tell, do we even have a 'cultural-techfest'?
-was she even a part of the OrgCo in 2006? dont remember seeing her around at all!
-do we have a social service club in coll?
-trust me! i havent seen her debate at ALL!
-(i wouldnt have said this in public, but....) ya'll all know what 'member' means, rt? :-P

10)Tanaya Srivastava has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

omg... am seriously shocked after reading the "CV"... how can someone lie so blatantly??!! i, for one, can vouch for some of the points in the "CV" being totally untrue... also, having seen ppl like dis person, i know for sure that they can go to any lengths to get "marks"... irrespective of the actual understanding of the subject... whether it is copying each and every lab report, or faking results in d lab, or the ultimate - "cheating in comprees"...
its high time when BITS, d administration, d profs, and d others realized that "good CGPA" does not necessarily mean "good student".

11)BITSGian has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

aksh*ta,
In case you are reading this, be aware that we are not silent witness to
the unacceptable state of affairs that you have so stupidly exploited. Yes, its not clever, its stupid
because in the long run you will regret it.

You can fool some people all the time, or all people some of the time, but not fool all people all the time. Whether or not you have a conscience, You will see that someday you will burn in the same fire you have ingited in the heart and minds of many many bitsians
who have been disgraced by this (and many other) act of yours.

I'm sure what goes around comes around, and in due course of time you too will realize that, and I hope you suffer when you do realize, because
it would be too late for you to change over. But as a sincere bitsian, PLEASE DO NOT DISGRACE THE NAME OF BITS AND FELLOW BITSIANS IN WHATEVER YOU
DO IN FUTURE.

12)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

...gud work choos...
..but does c really require to fake tht much to get tht job as in c got selected bcoz c is a nonmale n yahoo ppl wants to maintain sex ratio....newys hu cares ...abt her...but the system of bits like tht ....now v r abt to ...leave tht HELL(BPGC)...so cheers for surviving in hell.
BOND (ur Ps1 sharer)

13)
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

hey come on, how can u fake they dont ask for certificates??kya??

14)Ravemzsdin has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

ya dey dont as of now

15)
soumyadeep has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

arre lite ley... in case u dint notice, wrong ppl have been gettin 2 gud places all d time in BPGC... ull get wht u deserve n one day, so will they...

bullshit mite take sum1 to d top, but it wont keep them thr...

and ppl for heavens' sake dont write comments as anonymous... who d fuck r u afraid of neway?

16)Ravemzsdin has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

Its nt abt me daa, I dnt care where will i go :) waise bhi as long as i get chips+cola, im happy :)

nd yaa no anony plz :)

17)saurabh sinha has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

sad state of things... :| blatant lies, false credentials... ridiculous...


18)hash has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

A sad day for bits...wtf i also din get awards for 92..:(..and i was also icse :X

19)
hash has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

I am as much of an organiser as she is..gm more actually..asst event manager quark 0.0 :P



20)kniOledge ( Oink ) has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

haha mast. Choos zindabad.

Hey, we'll do something . Let whoever this is get a job in some top company. Then wham ! send an anonymous mail next year saying : I know what you did last summer :P

21)ankit has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

dnt wry dude..if i get into d same company...i will torture her like hell and later make sure that she is thrwn out of the company :) heeheh

btw...how did u get a hand on this ? :)

22)Angad has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

LOL OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK


23)sumit agarwal has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

this girl is such a disgrace to BPGC... i never saw her in any extra curricular activities...and the awards section is simply..OMFG


24)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

no comments! :O


25)rDx has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

way to go choos.... \m/

26)tarun sharma has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

yoyoy oink in form..seriously guys itz jus her whose cv is out..jus think of so manny 9pointers whu r dere(barrin sm hopeflly)..wat da hell dey wld hav written jus to gt a job whch dey wld have got eventually..js goes onto show the aim of such ppl..get it at any cost..hope dere are limts ;)..wel to think abt it humne to col mein kuch kiya hi nahi padai in logo ne ki..events lik "zephyr cultural techfest(lolest ever)" in logo ne organise kare..no wonder bits goa is going great guns :P


27)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

Hats off to choos....
seriously good work

@desa: Ya we do have "Social Service Club, BITS Pilani-Goa Campus"
Don't u see their members @ monginis or nescafe... feeding DOGS :P

28)soumyadeep has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

why wait till next yr? send one during ps... i know what u did last semester :P


29)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

Hmm...lives in my corridor.. and I was among the first to read such blatant lies on paper. Good job choos!
I have no words to express what I want to do to her...really..mast!

30)Full Of Life has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

Hmmm...I was the first to read such blatant lies on paper. Lives in my corridor and must say it is a truly great feat to bring this out in the open.
Great job!!!
n yes no certificates are checked ...thats the saddest part.
People take so much undue advantage of their fake mugged cgpa's. Its sad.


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Hers her comment & see shes boasting that she DID IT & GOT THRU ...THUEST..
Akshita here ...
I reaallly must say u have made me famous...
but all those people who are givin me advice on ths blog..you had al the time in the world to write your responses..but did u try to verify how true this was b4 accusin me !!!
1.wid that objective in ur resume if any1 can get thru yahoo then seriously that person shud be the 8th wonder of this world...
2.dwnload clinston paul's resume frm dc n u wil see the same objective there ...lol..i seriously must say the person who has made ths up in my name has put in all the efforts...
3.There was a phrase "Fashion Parade" in Chief Organizer, Zephyr-2007, the Annual Intra College Cultural Tech Fest, BITS Pilani-Goa which has been deleted by the person concernd ...n i am not that big a fool to write "CULTURAL TECH FEST"...the person who has done ths i guess must have been in a BIGGG hurry ...

4.Busy people like you all might not have had the time to google n find out about duke of edinburgh..i wil giv u all the link :
http://www.dukeofed.org.au/
do chek it out n get the membership if u can ...they take u all to these awesome camps ..n even arrange for rapelling n stuff

I wil continue wid this later ...but thanks for being so genuinely concernd abt me ...wil never let u ppl dwn .. :)

31)me, as i am has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

sad state of affairs...

Monday, August 25, 2008

20 tales of Drunk Men


On the occassion of we drinking the maximum amount of beer at one go (dat too with half the valeno Gang), Yeah we drank 9 litres of Fosters,I"d like to share a few funny moments when people got drunk or some stuff associated with this godly habbiit of ours.

1)Coming back from Panjim, Nath singing 70s hindi songs all along the way,He must be Drunk !!!

2)Tripathi wearing a Jacket & a tie on coming back from farewell nite @ Bogmalo & Yeah he was'nt wearing any Shirt.
He must be feeling Hot.

3)Daddy searching for Hash in the lawn & Pazzy smoking it in his room alone thinking its Classic !!!

Why does it always happens wid Daddy???

4)Chimp puking in ananthasram & 10 girls seeing him, trying there level best to identify him as a BITSian.

Chics don't know Chimp is d only On Campus-DLPD Student.

5)Me going to her with Whisky bottle in my pocket :D

I was Drunk !!!

6)Jazzy & Nath both broke there legs trying to play football, okk They were drunk too otherwise They play good. LOL

7)Tripathi puking in my room & then sleeping & rolling over it till morning.

His First reaction : "Whhatt the phukkkk !!!! Bihaariiii taaalaa toddd "

8)Alex distributing Dunhill to kids as if it is Candy !!!

Alexs will be a good father after having a quarter of IB. LOL

9)Tripathi asking Monginis guy after a Valeno session : "Bhaiyaa, Pantyy hai kya??? " After getting no response "Accha 2 de do "

He was asking for patty but dunno why he said that??? LOL

10)Chandy peeing in front of prestigious Birla tower in Pilani :D

Proud to be a bitsian,His feeling that must be !!!

11)Champu telling about His Chachi !!!

Thats Champu when drunk for you.

12)Daddy having a Liver Problem !!!

We"l Miss Daddy in our future gatherings & his special poses for pics when hes Drunk.

13)Raghav questioning apoorv for half an hour, "Hum yaha ker kya rahey hain ??? "

I don't know the ans to that :D

14)Harsh not smiling even after drinking a good amount !!!

Mayb he wants more !!!

15 ) I Forgot our dear Nbabu, who tried beer for the first time with two chics :D

Thats a big thing !!! Starting the journey with two chics !!! Though he spilled beer on them as his hands was shaking as always.

Find solutions to the above problem of Nbabu, i don't like beer being wasted :D



16)-20)These times i was Drunk more than others so i don't remember them :D
But than who cares

There won't be any alone soul in the corridor, there will be Beer Always !!!

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Abhinav Bindra India Wins Gold in 10m Air Rifle Sport


Here is a video that"l make every Indian proud !!!

Specially when you hear your national anthem at such an event & ur flag higher than others .