Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State


Today morning a frend of mine bumped into me with a resume of a Batchmate of mine (a female) who got into one of the best companies in software design & in geeky lingo is part of YMG (naah..im nt talking of M & G,u r smart enough to guess it)

Now the things that shocked me were these.

First of all, me being an active student of my campus (Active in respect that i know What people r associated with what kinda clubs,fests etc etc & basically i know what shitheads do,what the geeks do & what do the other guys do), i just got shocked seeing a series of fake things in that CV of one female of my batch,who has got a VERY HIGH CGPA & is always in an around the profs in my dept.

In the extra curricular activities section, theres nothin but a series of lies, that anybody can testimony who would have known this person or has worked for the stuff this person has said that SHE DID.

The journals are not by her,since a publishing author requires to put names of students,she is dere.

The other thing that shocked me was that the points in the achievements & awards section???

Are they really worth mentioning,everybody who has come to BITS,If not all 9/10 guys down are here School toppers or school subject toppers, if ppl start mentioning all this the resume will never end, Will it???

U can write this also then,i got a choclate from my dad when i nursed my sick CAT, thats a fckin better achievment i guess.

Now why m i furious, I don't care what people like dis female do, but i am affcted by the flaw in the system.

People will come,write any fake thing on there resume,just becoz they have something known as a strong CGPA & nobody will question the credibility of the facts they have given.

It affcts me more, becoz the stuff that she fakes reduces or nullifies the effort of someone who put his heart or soul into that activity which according to her fake facts is done by her.

Moreover, i m affected by the fact, that just to secure a better future, they fake stuff without knowing the fact that any lie on ur credentials will affct you n only you in the future.
Mayb thats why pink slips are so common to freshies these days, who cheat in talent acquisition process & then fail to deliver.

Moreover, i m affected by the system that judges such fake & irrelevent points.

Moreover, this person has been caught CHEATING in the compree exam not once but twice, but just becoz this person has a gud reputation amidst profs becoz of her slogging power has got away there also whereas a frend of mine who is 100 times more talented than the above person was made to go though loads of shrugging & in the end gettin a 0 in the exam ( yeah..lab exam not compree) jus becoz they guy has a low GPA.

Thereby i pity on the system which identifies such fake identities as the REAL Jewels of the college's pride. I pity on a college,which will put these guys as dept toppers who in turn is reducing there credibility.

I can now say, i no more regret the fact that i m not a student with high GPA, becoz even after scoring so high within the system, i have to fake credentials, than it was never worth it !!!

Now heres the resume of the person,hope u"l know who she is (i"l jus put a few things to avoid myself from some small trouble) :

Objective

Acquire proficiency in the field of VLSI Design (ASIC/Board/FPGA) and emerge as a valuable member of your team by associating with novel professionals and utilizing my skills and achievements in the above field.

Date Of Birth 16th January, 1987

University: Birla Institute of Technology and Science-Pilani Goa Campus

Discipline: B.E. (Hons.)Electrical & Electronics Engineering CGPA: 9.75

Academic record:

    S.No. Class / Degree Board / University % / CGPA
    1 10th Standard Indian Certificate of Secondary Education (ICSE) 88.4%
    2 12th Standard Indian School Certificate (ISC) 91.75%


Undergraduate Courses:

  • Digital Signal Processing
  • Circuits and Signals
  • Analog and Digital VLSI Design
  • Digital Electronics and Computer Organization
  • Analog Electronics
  • Electronic Devices and Integrated Circuits
  • Microprocessor Programming and Interfacing
  • Microelectronic Circuits
  • Communication Systems
  • Object Oriented Programming,
  • Data Communication & Networks
  • Electrical Sciences
  • Electromechanical energy Conversion
  • Electromagnetic Fields and Waves
  • Effective Public Speaking






Projects Undertaken

1. Modeling and Design of Microcantilever Sensors. This project was aimed at providing the comparison of frequency response of different shaped microcantilever beams. Performance was based on the basis of both resonant frequency and geometrical parameters. Research and experiments carried out revealed that the overall cantilever design that produced optimum sensitivity was the rectangular shaped microcantilever.

2. Electrical Requirements of BITS Pilani-Goa Campus from 2004-2010.This mammoth project aims at forecasting the electricity requirements of BITS Pilani, Goa Campus in the near future. This shall be based on the consumption in the previous years and the present growing demands of the campus.

Technical Skills

Tools- Xilinx ISE, Orcad Capture, Orcad PSPICE, Microwind

Languages- C\C++, C#, Java, VERILOG, VHDL, HTML

Applications- Matlab, Autocad

Practice School-1 station

ANZ Operations & Technology, Bangalore.

Project

“ANZ Code Review Commenter”: Code review is a main activity during the development phase of the project. Technology Experience development team did the code review but it was not documented. As a member of the Enterprise Content Management Team I developed a tool in Visual Studio .NET to log all the code review comments. This mechanism captured all peer-peer review comments during the construction phase of the project.

Publications

1. Published research paper on “Modeling of Different Shaped Microcantilever for sensing applications” in the Journal “Nano Science & Nano Technology: An Indian Journal” (2008)

2. Research paper on “Modeling of Rectangular Microcantilever beams for Different Materials” in the Journal, Materials Science, Poland.

Academic Awards/Distinctions/Achievements

1. Ranked in top 4 in the EEE & I Group at BITS.

2. Recipient of BITS PILANI Merit Scholarship throughout the course of studies at

BITS- Goa.

3. School Topper at Higher Secondary level (2005).

4. Awarded ABC Memorial Trophy, Outgoing 12th Topper in Chemistry (2005)

5. Awarded “Brain of Sacred Heart Convent School” (2003)

6. Awarded “Overall Academic Excellence Award” (2003).

7. Awarded Prem Mahalingam Memorial Shield, Outgoing 10th Topper in Biology.

8. Secured 1st position in ABACUS (2002)





Participation in extra-curricular activities (LOLEST!)

1. Chief Organizer, Zephyr-2007, the Annual Intra College Cultural Tech Fest, BITS Pilani-Goa Campus. (Cultural Tech Fest?? Really??)

2. Member, Organising Committe, Quark 2006, the Annual Tech Fest of BITS Pilani-Goa Campus. (LOL!)

3. Organiser, Diwali Celebrations, 2007

4. Member, Social Service Club, BITS Pilani-Goa Campus (WTF!)

5. Member, Literary & Debating Club, BITS Pilani-Goa Campus.

6. Participated in Tata Steel Adventure Foundation’s River Rafting and Rappelling

Program

7. Blue belt holder, Karate

8. Member, Duke of Edinburgh (?????)

9. Play shuttle badminton. (oh realy! ROFL)

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Due to something the post gt deleted,hence im postin the comments n views of other ppl here too :

1)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

waah bc 88% aaya 10th mein aur itne awards ... mera to 94 tha kuch nahi mila wtf ....


kitna jhut

2)Pranav has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

abe blue belt hai...sambhal ke...:P
baki to mast tha...roflest cv!!

3)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

Such people are a disgrace to the college... and clearly show their motto in life- "It is just about getting there, doesnt matter how". They forget one thing though..what goes around comes around...

4)Abhinav Raj has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

Best blog post ever read by me....Shubh u hv done a gr8 job....Seriously it hurts some1 like us who aftr working so hard have gained the ritght to write such description nd people widout doin nething write such fake things nd get thru...hope d YMG people read ur post nd grant a pink slip to such a person...i seriously wish....

5)
Abhinav Raj has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

1. Chief Organizer, Zephyr-2007, the Annual Intra College Cultural Tech Fest, BITS Pilani-Goa

3. Organiser, Diwali Celebrations, 2007 4. Member, Social Service Club, BITS Pilani-Goa Campus (WTF!)

LOLEST EVER...!!!! i must say

6)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

really sad state ..... bloody plagarisers ....... BURN IN HELL ....... chief organizer zephyr ..... pata bhi hai zephyr kya hota hai ........ Social service club yeh kab aaya .....?

7)bloke has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

meri behen hai... lol
bahut jhooth bolti hai

maaf kar de

:)

the cheating thing had really shokced me as well, but if it helps , it was APK's decision to let her go and not VKD's

8)Voodoo! has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

choos on fire...!


9)ohitdesa has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

-pray tell, do we even have a 'cultural-techfest'?
-was she even a part of the OrgCo in 2006? dont remember seeing her around at all!
-do we have a social service club in coll?
-trust me! i havent seen her debate at ALL!
-(i wouldnt have said this in public, but....) ya'll all know what 'member' means, rt? :-P

10)Tanaya Srivastava has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

omg... am seriously shocked after reading the "CV"... how can someone lie so blatantly??!! i, for one, can vouch for some of the points in the "CV" being totally untrue... also, having seen ppl like dis person, i know for sure that they can go to any lengths to get "marks"... irrespective of the actual understanding of the subject... whether it is copying each and every lab report, or faking results in d lab, or the ultimate - "cheating in comprees"...
its high time when BITS, d administration, d profs, and d others realized that "good CGPA" does not necessarily mean "good student".

11)BITSGian has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

aksh*ta,
In case you are reading this, be aware that we are not silent witness to
the unacceptable state of affairs that you have so stupidly exploited. Yes, its not clever, its stupid
because in the long run you will regret it.

You can fool some people all the time, or all people some of the time, but not fool all people all the time. Whether or not you have a conscience, You will see that someday you will burn in the same fire you have ingited in the heart and minds of many many bitsians
who have been disgraced by this (and many other) act of yours.

I'm sure what goes around comes around, and in due course of time you too will realize that, and I hope you suffer when you do realize, because
it would be too late for you to change over. But as a sincere bitsian, PLEASE DO NOT DISGRACE THE NAME OF BITS AND FELLOW BITSIANS IN WHATEVER YOU
DO IN FUTURE.

12)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

...gud work choos...
..but does c really require to fake tht much to get tht job as in c got selected bcoz c is a nonmale n yahoo ppl wants to maintain sex ratio....newys hu cares ...abt her...but the system of bits like tht ....now v r abt to ...leave tht HELL(BPGC)...so cheers for surviving in hell.
BOND (ur Ps1 sharer)

13)
Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

hey come on, how can u fake they dont ask for certificates??kya??

14)Ravemzsdin has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

ya dey dont as of now

15)
soumyadeep has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

arre lite ley... in case u dint notice, wrong ppl have been gettin 2 gud places all d time in BPGC... ull get wht u deserve n one day, so will they...

bullshit mite take sum1 to d top, but it wont keep them thr...

and ppl for heavens' sake dont write comments as anonymous... who d fuck r u afraid of neway?

16)Ravemzsdin has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

Its nt abt me daa, I dnt care where will i go :) waise bhi as long as i get chips+cola, im happy :)

nd yaa no anony plz :)

17)saurabh sinha has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

sad state of things... :| blatant lies, false credentials... ridiculous...


18)hash has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

A sad day for bits...wtf i also din get awards for 92..:(..and i was also icse :X

19)
hash has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

I am as much of an organiser as she is..gm more actually..asst event manager quark 0.0 :P



20)kniOledge ( Oink ) has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

haha mast. Choos zindabad.

Hey, we'll do something . Let whoever this is get a job in some top company. Then wham ! send an anonymous mail next year saying : I know what you did last summer :P

21)ankit has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

dnt wry dude..if i get into d same company...i will torture her like hell and later make sure that she is thrwn out of the company :) heeheh

btw...how did u get a hand on this ? :)

22)Angad has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

LOL OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK


23)sumit agarwal has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

this girl is such a disgrace to BPGC... i never saw her in any extra curricular activities...and the awards section is simply..OMFG


24)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

no comments! :O


25)rDx has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

way to go choos.... \m/

26)tarun sharma has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

yoyoy oink in form..seriously guys itz jus her whose cv is out..jus think of so manny 9pointers whu r dere(barrin sm hopeflly)..wat da hell dey wld hav written jus to gt a job whch dey wld have got eventually..js goes onto show the aim of such ppl..get it at any cost..hope dere are limts ;)..wel to think abt it humne to col mein kuch kiya hi nahi padai in logo ne ki..events lik "zephyr cultural techfest(lolest ever)" in logo ne organise kare..no wonder bits goa is going great guns :P


27)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

Hats off to choos....
seriously good work

@desa: Ya we do have "Social Service Club, BITS Pilani-Goa Campus"
Don't u see their members @ monginis or nescafe... feeding DOGS :P

28)soumyadeep has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

why wait till next yr? send one during ps... i know what u did last semester :P


29)Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

Hmm...lives in my corridor.. and I was among the first to read such blatant lies on paper. Good job choos!
I have no words to express what I want to do to her...really..mast!

30)Full Of Life has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

Hmmm...I was the first to read such blatant lies on paper. Lives in my corridor and must say it is a truly great feat to bring this out in the open.
Great job!!!
n yes no certificates are checked ...thats the saddest part.
People take so much undue advantage of their fake mugged cgpa's. Its sad.


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Hers her comment & see shes boasting that she DID IT & GOT THRU ...THUEST..
Akshita here ...
I reaallly must say u have made me famous...
but all those people who are givin me advice on ths blog..you had al the time in the world to write your responses..but did u try to verify how true this was b4 accusin me !!!
1.wid that objective in ur resume if any1 can get thru yahoo then seriously that person shud be the 8th wonder of this world...
2.dwnload clinston paul's resume frm dc n u wil see the same objective there ...lol..i seriously must say the person who has made ths up in my name has put in all the efforts...
3.There was a phrase "Fashion Parade" in Chief Organizer, Zephyr-2007, the Annual Intra College Cultural Tech Fest, BITS Pilani-Goa which has been deleted by the person concernd ...n i am not that big a fool to write "CULTURAL TECH FEST"...the person who has done ths i guess must have been in a BIGGG hurry ...

4.Busy people like you all might not have had the time to google n find out about duke of edinburgh..i wil giv u all the link :
http://www.dukeofed.org.au/
do chek it out n get the membership if u can ...they take u all to these awesome camps ..n even arrange for rapelling n stuff

I wil continue wid this later ...but thanks for being so genuinely concernd abt me ...wil never let u ppl dwn .. :)

31)me, as i am has left a new comment on your post "Faking Credentials !!! A Pity State":

sad state of affairs...

15 comments:

rDx said...

i guess the saying
"You aren't a thief until you get caught" is true after all.

Adithya Gangidi said...

hmm.. sad...
well i just get sad wen i see such things.. after all ..
what i can show to people is 1 IEEE conf paper i published..for which i put 2 years of my BITSian life..
now when people like this put so caled 2 journal papers .... now who cares about the geniunity or the effort put in mine..

Its nice tht its uncovered .. nice rave

nimit said...

i searched and searched and searched ..... But didnot find any links of duke of Edinburgh to India .... may be i am not intelligent enough

About Zephyr ..... huh ... as far as i remember we shortlisted the "controls committee " for zephyr 2006 ... and as far as i remember .... there was no chief organizer ..... there were 3 girls .... and the person in question wasn't even in the list which came for shortlist ...... or maybe my memory is not good enough.

well about LDC .... hmm as far as i remember ... i was also a member ...... didn't see her taking part anytime ..... maybe my eyesight is not good enough.

Well was there an organising comm in Quark 2006? As far as i remember there wasnt. There were dept com .... and as far as i remember it was rao and EEE topper which was not the person in question at that time who were its members ....... may be i am not aware of my surroundings.

Damn i am turning Schizophrenic, Blind , Dumb and suffering from memory loss at the same time ...... Whoa!

rahul said...

lolest ever ......

i think she is gonna compete with rajinikanth .....as DC ppl know very well


funniest thing i got more than 95 percentage in both 10th and 12th .......but not recived any such things .....in bits im happy to say that im a 6 pointer or even 5 pointer .....

instead of being a 9P and faking credentials for job sake ......

rohitdesa said...

right, so i took up the "blogee's" (as opposed to blogger :-P ) challenge, and searched my a** off online - google, IEEE, SAE, ASME (being where i am at ps, i have access to these databases) and guess what? i couldn't find any references what so ever. forget about official publications, absolutely nothing mentioned is verifiable. now if someone will be so kind as to direct me to a link where i can find hard facts, i will take back what ive written. matter of fact, if i wish i could get my hands on some of those publications, since i myself am interested in MEMS and the like.

nimit said...

Ummm well i also tried searching for duke of Edinburgh but even after trying couldnot get an india specific link for the same ..... so i couldn't search ..... probably i am not intelligent enough.

Well about zephyr 2007 ... we the cul reps were involved in shortlisting of people for the controls of zephyr .... there was no chief organizer and as far as i remember the name of the person in question wasn't even there in the list for shortlisting ...but CHIEF Organiser ..... may be my memory is BAD!

About LDC ... well i was also a part of ldc but strangely i never saw the person in question taking part in any of the activities ....... may be my eyesight good enough.

About Quark 2006 .... well as far as i remeber for that particular quark there was no organising committee ( Hell that time org co was one of the committess that too only in waves ). There were dept coordination committees for which 1st years were to be part of and as far as i remember for EEE the 2 people were the topper of EEE and second ranker (Rao) ....niether of which was her. May be i am not aware of my surroundings

i am turning Schizophrenic , Blind , Dumb and suffering from memory loss all at the same time ...... Whoa!


ps: About the 8 wonder of the world ..... well it just happened!.

mayank said...

AISE HI LOGON KE KARAB BIHAR AUR JHARKHAND KA NAAM KHARAB HOTA HAI


:D

VT said...

roflest..... lolest blog evr written by a BITSGian.... and an even roflest CV ever .....

loooooooooseeeerrr is the "person" who did suck shameless act

Prachi Bansal said...

my goodness...there is a limit to lying and faking stuff..
got only one thing to say... she will soon get what she actually deserves..

Anonymous said...

WTF she is talking about in her response to post...leave alone all those points she mentioned for defending herself.....many EEE guys..including myself saw how she had written her compree( puts the slips in her geometry box ).....
the funniest thing is that she is still trying to defend LOL

Soumyadeep said...

Well obviously this is one shameful act by one shameless person. But how come d recruiters r so dumb? However, d main point u ppl r missing is her courage... Man, does she have d balls! :P

1) Project ANZ Code Review Commenter
Really? A Fortune 500 Banking Company not maintaining code review documentation! And she saves the day? Any1 who had PS in any software related dept of any respectable company would know exactly how much importance is given to version control and documentation. Or did she just invent something better than Microsoft's own Visual SourceSafe using .NET itself?

2) Research papers
Where d fuck did she do the research for this? Last I remember, nanotechnology wasnt offered evn as an elective. Or maybe it was a ground-breaking simulation/model done in a lab, just like d the PSPICE ones, which were crucial to her being "Ranked in top 4 in the EEE & I Group at BITS" :P
btw, which wing is the nanotechnology lab in? of course, mayb she dint need either a lab or a course. after all, Newton discovered laws of gravity by just sitting under a tree :P

3) Electrical Requirements of BITS Pilani-Goa
I guess the electricity problems in BPGC will be memories of the past now due to her advancements in the field :D

She's faked/greatly exaggerated stuff about a Fortune 500 company, papers in international journals, her "research", and her own miserable college life. Not to mention, caught copying twice in exams, and let off with As. And now, she is actually trying to justify some of these atrocities and prove us all wrong in a comment.

Balls of steel, indeed!!

Muztag said...

OK...everyone seems to be passing a judgment here quite conveniently... (nothing wrong in that.. we all do it :D).. but tell me this.. if you`d been working your ass off for 3 years to get a cg of 9.sumthing wouldn`t you too wanna add ZING to yr CV as well and more so if it lands up a job in Y! r&d??... I`m not going against the prevalent reaction that this is (if true) is absolutely wrong.. but wouldn`t you do it... if the stakes are so high!... has none of you ever tried (and was subsequently caught)cheating?... if the answer is no... you have the right to judge others coz you r truly a great great person!... JUS A RANDOM THOUGHT WOULDN`T WANT TO PISS OFF THE WHOLE JANTA!!
:D

Danny Dude said...

Terrible terrible.. but guys this is not all.. i have seen ppl put fake stuff in their resumes fr MS also.. specially for d other achievements part.. just 2 show dat they do other stuff also.. i found a resume that put he was the head of smth.. wen actually i ws the head!!! unbelievable..
One thing please note.. Dont say that all 9 pointers are like this.. I beg to differ.. You can check my resume and tell me if nethin is untrue.. And i have done a lot of stuff wen i ws in campus.. So don put all 9p in the same bracket..

Raja said...

LOL!!! xD imba post.. put this in epc , bitsam , etc!!
really pathetic man, i never knew ppl took resume making so fkin seriously. we spent like 15 mins in making one . She seems to have pondered where all she cud fake :x

best part of this was
chips+ cola = nuf for me LOL xD

Anonymous said...

seee...the interviewers are such dumb fellows...and in our campus talent is not considered in any single point....

its all abt how smart u perform in the interview time....

and guys dont really blame her for all she did......u need to let her know wat she did.....
there are many ppl in our campus who keep all fake stuff......

lite....it happens